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I guess it’s his w/ @alphaxalfa
[Cheerful music in background]
Both: [singing in unison] “This land is your land! This land is my land!”
White person: [interjecting; monotone] “This land is my land! This land is my land! This land is my land. This land is my land.”
[laughter]
(via thecommonchick)
thx:
Attention straight boys I have a question only you can answer
yes?
why is my cars check engine light on
“Tch, like I would reveal to you the secret of the Uchiha Clan so easily”
(via porterr-robinson)
(via thecommonchick)
(via artu-s)
Credit: @azula.gr
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntablesn im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
this whole post got me in tears
(via samantha-is-blogging)
Winona Ryder in Heathers (1988)
Natalia Dyer in Stranger Things (2016)Stop adding stupid fucking photos to this post!!!
(via stability)
Hozier is just like “I’m a corpse in the woods I have a complicated relationship with religion and I’m tastefully horny” and we all...
“Romka grew up on a farm with horses and now she thinks she’s a horse”
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what is “lore”


Made some focaccia today!
ig: granny_witch
